Brazil chapter 3
day ni9ne
woke up to a saw head an a well dry mouth but after a splash of water and a spot of tothpaste i was feeling all fine an dandy, spent the morning fixing me truck and filming Tito’s gamy knee, just started raining, shit now its realy raining, well probably just chill about the house today, AGUA DANTE!!!!!
day ten
today was pretty radical tastic, had a sweet game of footie then a swim at sunset. There was all this talk about Kodey and Akoni not having visa’s but an hour later we got a call saying they had spoke to the Queen of brazil an she had granted them a special shiney gold one because she had seen Akoni in Johnny, capawhatever its called, so we got on the agua dante again.
day eleven
damn cheap columbian spirits! I told louis he could wake me at nine and we’d go for a ridem what a mistake that was, he almost broke down the door then stuck a camera in my face ;time to ride tom. Anyhay the heat was way too much for my pastee cornish body so i ran away to the pool. Lucas’s dads chooting thins an some chaps from Gauto Marla have just arrived. After the whole meet and greet thing we klounged about on the porch till the weather had cooled dowbn, by this time i was feeling good and ready to ride. I was loving it and had a sick sesh, it might have been down to the hang over or mabye the fact i had fixed my truck but id say it was the Caubre good vibes. i took off my pads well wristguards and hiot the hip on the way to the house, ended up licking the floor yet another swell bow, class.
day 12
Bongeeeeeah, up to lucas’s dads house for breakfast, cwaffie with milk strait outa the udder and some weird juice. Yet another amazing day, after a hearty lunch of chicken legs, mash, rice, beans and salad we headed into town to pick up AK an Kodey aka BEEF CHUNK (cartoon coming soon) im well excited, i havent seen them gypsies in years. After a few beers some epic storys told and an all round lovelee reuinion we left for the farm and strait to the park. Think were going into town to watch AK drink beer and chase girls so yeah. had an exquisite meal, some sort of oniony chicken with rar to many chips then we got down to business, Gold black arived and bought some huge amount of beer in like our own beer despencer which we proceeded to keep filled for the rest of the evening.
day thirteen
drove a backwards car lastnight, that was pretty fun, then some chumps woke me up this morning with a fog horn an ten minutes later i was riding, just seen the pile of t-shirts the CMP crew have given me to take home, get on lads. Shit im drink an i think i woojnhvkugalfg nsjwk zkhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz
day 14 AKA race day
this was my first race in about two years but it went ok, there’s this lad over here called 2pac an shit he’s fast, rides skate trucks too. watched a guy dislocate his shoulder earlier, he was trying to throw his helmet at the floor but didnt let go of it, i had to walk away an try not to laugh. Me Chunk and AK or as Kodey would say Chunk AK and I judged the freestyle which was cool, the masters were sick sick sick and there is a chap Thiago Solon who copied one of all of our tricks he’s the man, blue shorts, check him out! tried to steal someones car but left the handbrake on.
day 15
got far to drunk last night, tried to piss on rafacore, AK almost went sheep shooting, cant rember much (not big or clever kids!) an todays been a bit of a struggle, spent most of the day asleep and would have caried on if it wasnt for the flys on my face. Kodey AK and Paul are off to the big city tonight armed with a few bad chat up lines and a fist full of Reals, me an jards were gona catch a bus in after a ride but slacked out so i went to bed.
heres a few handy quotes strait out of the collins portuguese phrase book 1969
wee need a streatcher – precisamos duma maca
help me carry him – Ajude-me a leva-lo
can i have my shoes cleaned – posso mandar limpar os meus sapatos
where is Tuai buried – onde esta enterrado Tuai
woke up to a saw head an a well dry mouth but after a splash of water and a spot of tothpaste i was feeling all fine an dandy, spent the morning fixing me truck and filming Tito’s gamy knee, just started raining, shit now its realy raining, well probably just chill about the house today, AGUA DANTE!!!!!
day ten
today was pretty radical tastic, had a sweet game of footie then a swim at sunset. There was all this talk about Kodey and Akoni not having visa’s but an hour later we got a call saying they had spoke to the Queen of brazil an she had granted them a special shiney gold one because she had seen Akoni in Johnny, capawhatever its called, so we got on the agua dante again.
day eleven
damn cheap columbian spirits! I told louis he could wake me at nine and we’d go for a ridem what a mistake that was, he almost broke down the door then stuck a camera in my face ;time to ride tom. Anyhay the heat was way too much for my pastee cornish body so i ran away to the pool. Lucas’s dads chooting thins an some chaps from Gauto Marla have just arrived. After the whole meet and greet thing we klounged about on the porch till the weather had cooled dowbn, by this time i was feeling good and ready to ride. I was loving it and had a sick sesh, it might have been down to the hang over or mabye the fact i had fixed my truck but id say it was the Caubre good vibes. i took off my pads well wristguards and hiot the hip on the way to the house, ended up licking the floor yet another swell bow, class.
day 12
Bongeeeeeah, up to lucas’s dads house for breakfast, cwaffie with milk strait outa the udder and some weird juice. Yet another amazing day, after a hearty lunch of chicken legs, mash, rice, beans and salad we headed into town to pick up AK an Kodey aka BEEF CHUNK (cartoon coming soon) im well excited, i havent seen them gypsies in years. After a few beers some epic storys told and an all round lovelee reuinion we left for the farm and strait to the park. Think were going into town to watch AK drink beer and chase girls so yeah. had an exquisite meal, some sort of oniony chicken with rar to many chips then we got down to business, Gold black arived and bought some huge amount of beer in like our own beer despencer which we proceeded to keep filled for the rest of the evening.
day thirteen
drove a backwards car lastnight, that was pretty fun, then some chumps woke me up this morning with a fog horn an ten minutes later i was riding, just seen the pile of t-shirts the CMP crew have given me to take home, get on lads. Shit im drink an i think i woojnhvkugalfg nsjwk zkhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz
day 14 AKA race day
this was my first race in about two years but it went ok, there’s this lad over here called 2pac an shit he’s fast, rides skate trucks too. watched a guy dislocate his shoulder earlier, he was trying to throw his helmet at the floor but didnt let go of it, i had to walk away an try not to laugh. Me Chunk and AK or as Kodey would say Chunk AK and I judged the freestyle which was cool, the masters were sick sick sick and there is a chap Thiago Solon who copied one of all of our tricks he’s the man, blue shorts, check him out! tried to steal someones car but left the handbrake on.
day 15
got far to drunk last night, tried to piss on rafacore, AK almost went sheep shooting, cant rember much (not big or clever kids!) an todays been a bit of a struggle, spent most of the day asleep and would have caried on if it wasnt for the flys on my face. Kodey AK and Paul are off to the big city tonight armed with a few bad chat up lines and a fist full of Reals, me an jards were gona catch a bus in after a ride but slacked out so i went to bed.
heres a few handy quotes strait out of the collins portuguese phrase book 1969
wee need a streatcher – precisamos duma maca
help me carry him – Ajude-me a leva-lo
can i have my shoes cleaned – posso mandar limpar os meus sapatos
where is Tuai buried – onde esta enterrado Tuai
Thankss Tom!!!
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